Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Oscar "Boobs" Broughaha

So, let me see if I got this straight.  During last week's Oscar telecast, Seth Mcfarlane and company did a dancing and singing spoof called "I saw your boobs".  It was all about the actresses who've revealed their breasts all for the noble gesture to "advance the art of cinema".

Then the same actresses took great offense at his bit of puffery!  Blond coiffered heads where shaking in disgust as the camera panned around the auditorium.  The blond Theron looked really pissed!

Then, in a hail of "there is not scorn like a woman scorned" a bevy of actresses have voiced their disgust with this two minute comic skit.  First Jamie Lee Curtis, then Jane Fonda, then Geena Davis joined in the skewing of a skit about women showing their boobs.

Which leaves me a bit perplexed!  Did I not see about 2,000 acres of naked boobs coming down that red carpet before the Oscar ceremony?  Jane Fonda is 75 years old and has made an army of plastic surgeons enormously rich in that 3/4 of a century, has shown her boobs more often than an Elsie The Cow milk commercial, cuddled up to Ho Chi Minh during the Vietnam War and called our prisoners of war "war criminals", and the bitch is insulted about a little two minute boob skit?  Give me a friggin break!

Now to Jamie Lee Curtiss!  Didn't her boobs win an Oscar for Best Supporting Role in "Trading Places?"  Was that a stand-in when she paraded that set of knockers in front of Dan Ackroid?  How much did she get paid for that movie?

Did Geena Davis think it was her acting ability that got her the prime role in "Earth Girls Are Easy?"

Please ladies!  Give us a break!  George Bush has taken far more abuse during Oscar telecasts from the Hollywood libtards than you can even imagine!

So stop it with all the phony crap about how insulted you all are.

Okay, just had to "get that off my chest".

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